Funny Christmas Song

	Duration: 03:51 minutes Upload Time: 07-08-21 06:32:04 User: mat0004 :::: Favorites
Description: Funny Christmas song I found when I was downloading music. Wait until 50secs for it to really start. CAUTION RUDE LANGUAGE. Hey Santa clause you c#nt! Where's me fucking bike? I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like. I wrote you a f#cking letter and I come to see you twice Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f$king bike. If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked. And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse! You've stuffed me bloody order up It's enough to make you spew And I'm not the only one who's snakey Me sisters dirty too! (female voice) Hey santa clause you c@nt! Where's me fu%king pram? You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am. 'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand I'll give you fuc&ing ho ho ho You forgot me fu#king pram (male voice) Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts And I'll let your fuc*ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts! You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door And we'll say, yeah you wait for it Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucki=g lies He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright 'Cause the old f-cking wanker Forgot me fuc+ing bike. You wait you old c^nt, I'm gonna dob you in Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fuc!ing lights out "I saw mummy sucking santa clause"
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sexyciaron ::: Favorites roy chubby brown version much better this shit 07-08-25 22:44:35 _____________________________________________________
NAYOOL ::: Favorites lol it is lol where my bloody ass lol 07-08-23 10:59:09 _____________________________________________________
lloydyrocks18 ::: Favorites not that funny 07-08-22 03:16:53 _____________________________________________________